Doesn't it depend on whether you find the stairway or not?
11/10/22
Oh thank god
11/10/22
By this, Jesus who was FULLY A MAN AND FULLY A GOD (no contradiction, bor has a 100% pure gold ring that is also 100% pure brass!) did not go to Heaven! Christianity is all based on a lie! Jesus is in Hell, not by God's side, he got tempted by alcohol and is in Hell!
11/10/22
The Bible, Talmud, and Quran are not the only 'holy' texts mister op.
11/10/22
got all 4 .... BINGO
11/10/22
Well i am short so i guess i don't have a chance anyways, so i can as well enjoy my life
11/10/22
When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell 'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice.
11/10/22
People you type in bold, people who type in CAPITALS, people who read, people who see, people … you’re not going to heaven.
11/10/22
Party at hell!
11/10/22
Oh no please no! I don’t want to go to heaven… is it an obligation to have a tattoo or drink??? Isn’t there any other way to avoid heaven ?
11/10/22
Imagine dying and going to heaven and it's just you and Jesus and God. Nobody else has ever gotten in and even you're only there because God pulled you up to answer some questions about why has nobody else arrived. That would make an awesome short story.
11/10/22
Hmm... I've got a pretty good chance of making it... define "too much pork" though...
11/10/22
Tall priest, no tattoo, doesn’t drink, doesn’t eat bacon and pork chops, but rape kiddos between 2 services is perfectly fine in Heaven… i choose having shoots in a bacon shooter while having a tattoo made by Satan.
11/10/22
What height is short? Where is the breaking point?
11/10/22
Okay, so if you're short, there's basically no penalty for getting drunk and eating too much bacon? Good to know, good to know.
11/10/22
Check, check, check i only need 1 more
11/10/22
Can you imagine spending eternity with your weird religious no-fun-ever-aunt? Sounds like hell to me.
11/10/22
As long as they serve beer in hell i couldn't care less
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