DJT with his accent at UN Assembly speech: "Geormany is becummming dependoent on Russha for its gas, naat a good sign".
Germany *laughs in amusement*
DJT gets back home and dials the CIA, FBI, Navy Seals etc: "I want explosive charges on Nord Stream pipeline, NOW! Get the submarines onto it, NOW!
We can detonate them at will, later. Now! I want those charges placed RIGHT NOW!"
This post reminds me of the time I found a sick octopus lying on the street.
I was walking through town smoking a joint, when I notice the poor creature on the ground. It must have been someone's pet because it had these little tartan pyjamas on. I pick it up, put it on my shoulders and rush to the nearest veterinary clinic, all the while the little guy is wheezing and making these strange music sounds.
"Hold on little buddy, we're almost there..." I assume him.
I kick the front doors open, march up the front desk and with the cephalopod in my arms. "Please, the octopus, he's sick..." I tell the lady at the counter.
She looks down at the creature then back up to me with a puzzled expression on her face.
"...Sir, that's a set of bagpipes."
Nothing will beat the polish tho, the only ones stupid enough to cut themselves from gas while even Ukraine buys it from Russians as if nothing happened.
Senad Mustafovski
Dona Brown Moyers
Brittany Easley
Adele Semenaviciene
Fiona Mullins
John Clark
Bone Naomi Fatty
Nedelien C. Mejorada
Thomas Kitchens
Crystal Black
Shane Abasola Batas
John P Irwin
Jennifer Mosby