I am not, I am in a relationship with my depression
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My mother-in-law couldn't get children.
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Because relationships only realy benefit women.
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Masturnation is more pratical
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My dick is too large for existing pussies
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Because all the other damn lizard people are hiding! How am i supposed to meet them? Sheesh, I fall asleep at ONE briefing
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Because my mom told me I'm handsome and I believed her
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I never go out and never meet anyone new.
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Because I have to improve myself. And the return in that investment isn't worth it.
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i'm a single because there's no other song
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I can't have pet's
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misanthropy
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Cause I havent defeated this dark souls boss
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Because I'm married
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Can't find any cat girls. Those government people must be hiding them somewhere.
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Can't find the opposite of my made up gender
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I don't care
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My wife won't let me date anyone.
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God has a Plan form me
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