Apple: Just give us your money for that new camera that has 1 more pixel and fuck off
02/10/22
nestle - your dry throats are our liquid assets
02/10/22
Every damn corp and business: - moni, please.
02/10/22
Google: Your interests, for sale!
02/10/22
Sony: We can make it last longer, but then you would buy less of it.
02/10/22
Give me money
02/10/22
Apple: because cheap stuff is for losers.
02/10/22
Netflix: Marxist propaganda outlet.
02/10/22
There's a movie from 1990 called Crazy People with Dudley Moore where they do just this. They're in a mental institution and somehow get contracted to come up with slogans for major firms. Buy Volvos. They're boxy, but they're good. We know they're not sexy. This is not a smart time to be sexy anyway, with so many new diseases around.
02/10/22
Coca cola: 'We used to spike the drink with cocaine."
02/10/22
Bic. Theft is our business.
02/10/22
Versace.....Because you're a massive cunt and want everyone to know it...
02/10/22
Microsoft - This is what your wife calls you, now buy our stuff so you can bitch about it to the world.
02/10/22
Every cigarette brand: buy me. So later you buy more
02/10/22
every fastfood chain: we dont give a fuck about our dirty workplaces, we dont care about our workers, but we re happy to take your damn money
02/10/22