Get in the fridge
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I’m sure all 15 of us will be missed
11/10/22
I'm going out the way I lived, by disappointing my family.
11/10/22
"You have 15 min to save your life. What would you do?" I guess I'd save my life. It seems like the obvious step to take.
11/10/22
Hope all of Putin's nuclear commands decide he's lost the plot and refuse the order to launch. Someone really needs to grab his ears and give his head a wobble.
11/10/22
I would use 15mins to save my life… and try desperately not to procrastinate.
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I proceed with my daily life knowing fully well that will nuke will either won't lift off, or detonate on the ruzzia's soil
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I would think "what about America" and die happy because I am a morally justified corpse.
11/10/22
They always tell you not to look straight at the nuke because of the flash amd radiation. But truely you have to look straight at it, cause itll be the only time to see it.
11/10/22
Wondering how the fuck I ended up in kiev
11/10/22
Put my speedo on an sit on the roof
11/10/22
I think I'd finally punch the people that I wish I could.
11/10/22
Bold of you to assume that I want to save my life
11/10/22
Wonder why the f he's wasting a nuke on Iceland. Was he afraid we'd launch a tactical sheep missile at him?
11/10/22
I'm 5 minutes from a cold war nuclear bunker that can house 500 people. I have tons of food and firearms. I'm ok.
11/10/22
Wait for the outdated missile guidance system to miss or fail outright?
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