By this, Jesus who was FULLY A MAN AND FULLY A GOD (no contradiction, bor has a 100% pure gold ring that is also 100% pure brass!) did not go to Heaven!
Christianity is all based on a lie! Jesus is in Hell, not by God's side, he got tempted by alcohol and is in Hell!
When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice.
Imagine dying and going to heaven and it's just you and Jesus and God. Nobody else has ever gotten in and even you're only there because God pulled you up to answer some questions about why has nobody else arrived. That would make an awesome short story.
Tall priest, no tattoo, doesn’t drink, doesn’t eat bacon and pork chops, but rape kiddos between 2 services is perfectly fine in Heaven… i choose having shoots in a bacon shooter while having a tattoo made by Satan.
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