i once fucked my cousin, a week later she ditched me for my brother. she said his was bigger. christmas has never been the same since then
27/09/22
1) Made out with a girl when I was drunk (had a gf back then) made me feel like a shithead for almost 2 years 2) Had sex with a very obese girl after my mentioned gf broke up with me (not because of my first story) after 5 years because I had a huge rebound relationship problem (it disgusts me to even think about it) I had to puke afterwards. Not especially because of her body but because my brain mimicked feelings for my ex on her and afterwards I realised it
27/09/22
Once I said “like your mom” to a girl who’s mom died in cancer
27/09/22
Met a bigframed girl who worked at the local library and went to do the sex after she finished her rota and washed up. We're speaking someone six foot tall and possibly stronger than me. In the after sex casual talk, turns out she was pregnant, not chubby. Also, she was seventeen. Be careful of Welsh women, I tells ya.
27/09/22
Fucking Jedi.
27/09/22
Dressed up as Obi wan kenobi & smoked some weed...this OP is not the cocksucker you're looking for.
27/09/22
Thinking what you said is true
27/09/22