Will bounce on your cock. Tick. Cross.
14/10/22
Man I had a crush on amanda bynes
14/10/22
Your girlfriend calls me sir and master too
14/10/22
All I need from a gf is 1 simple thing.. loyalty. I don't want to find her with someone else. Am I asking for too much? Yes, she can move to my house, I'll buy her a good car and she can have a credit card with 4500€ a month in it (half my net income). In return, just loyalty (and no useless arguments)
14/10/22
One smells nice
14/10/22
And the homeless guy is more likely to suck your dick if you promise him money...
14/10/22
No childwet noises please
14/10/22
X IF U GIVE FOOD U GOT A BLOWJOB ∟
14/10/22
the majority of homeless people I gave money to didn't even say thank you. One of them even forgot I just gave him money earlier that day when I passed by him again. I don't really believe in personal charity anymore.
14/10/22
Every guy wants a girl to adress them as long shlong von hugen dong the 3rd
14/10/22