- Can we try it Dad? - No, you should never waste food Better lesson the kid could have learned
08/10/22
Daddy, what happens when someone drives over your head? I'll die. How do you know? Since mommy is away, let's test it.
08/10/22
I hope the child never asks about lethal stuff...
08/10/22
That neighbor that asked to borrow some butter for a recipe they were trying to bake . . . .
08/10/22
Are you crazy? Butter costs like 4 euro now
08/10/22
He's also saying he needs to buy another stick of butter before his wife gets home. Maybe 2 in case they want to test this theory again
08/10/22
Kid: Dad?! How do I know someone is alive? Dad: Son, where's your sister??
08/10/22
i see. wasting food for stupid children.
08/10/22
ah I see, a family of privileged retards
08/10/22
MY DUDE!
08/10/22
Take a piece of butter and smash it with a knife. Don't fucking waste food.
08/10/22
What happens when the kid wants to test the outlet with a fork?
08/10/22
That butter bar has the same value as a gold bar nowadays
08/10/22
"What happens if I put this fork into the socket?" "You'll most likely die a horrible death" "How do you know?" "Here, take this fork..."
08/10/22
Kids in Africa will now have to scrape it off that tire
08/10/22
Bitch, did you see how much butter costs these days? This is either from long time ago, or the dude's a millionaire
08/10/22
U have any idea how many butts had to die just to make that butter?
08/10/22
Give him small chunk of butter. Ask him to squeeze it (or stand on it if you are fancy). Explain that car is much heavier so the effect would be similar.
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